helluvachin | Round 11 [Audio]

Round 11 [Audio]

[The wood creeks heavily as Zachariah opens the journal.]

Um, I could really use some help right now.

[There's another loud creek.]

I'm kind of afraid to move right now.

[Someone woke up as a Goron and he's afraid his big rocky butt is going to fall through the loft.]

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[Now don't freak out Riah, but there's a fish lady with a freaked out look on her face peeking up from the loft entrance.]

Oh Saints what the fuck is going on...

[It's too late for the freaking out part. He's a giant rock thing now...with rock nipples.]

I uh, I haven't got a clue but uh, you might wanna move because I think I'm about to put a hole through this floor.

[Another loud creak from the wood comes from underneath him.]

Don't move, alright?

[Alien as her face might be, the worry still conveys.]

Seriously, try not to breathe too heavy.

[The floor sounds like it's about to crash through any second and she has no idea what to do.]

I'll... get some rope or something. Maybe we can haul you out of there.

[Zachariah nods his head, takes a shallow breath, and then goes right through the floor into the pen underneath him, a pen which happens to belong to one angry moose.]

...oh shit.

[The Moose had been pacing, ears twitching, nostrils flaring. These intruders, these invaders, had no regard for what was his territory. Imprisoned though he may have been, the stables belonged to the Moose and no one else. Not even the bastard of a Stablemaster could take them from him, and the Moose could tolerate his presence. He had to, after all.

But he hears the wood creaking, and it makes him antsy. He snorts and stares up at the ceiling.

And then it breaks.

The Moose is startled for one moment before his head goes low and he kicks at the dirt.

He charges.]

OH SHIT!

[For a giant rock dude, Zachariah moves pretty well, or at least rolls pretty well. He rolls forward and manages to avoid being trampled by the moose. Once on his feet he lumbers towards the pen's gate so he can hopefully climb over it.]

Shit shit shit!

Zack!

[This... doesn't look good. She dives down off the ladder and moves to blue fishy self toward the fence line.]

Hey Moose! Over here you big lug!

[If she can keep it distracted, then maybe Riah can get out of there without being attacked. She grabs the closest item, a bucket, and flings it at the moose.]

Come get me!

[The Moose misses Riah by a hair and careens wildly as he turns. He's about to rear back and charge again when, suddenly, a bucket knocks against his back and antlers.

Eyes wild, he turns on Abeni, and crashes his antlers against the fence.]

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What kind of help?

The kind that keeps me from crashing through the stables.

[It's hard to miss the strangeness in Tammy's voice.]

Are you okay?

I can try and help. Why're you afraid to move, though?

And let's just say I've been better. A lot better. And I'm thinking that I haven't really been worse, so. But I'm trying to cope.

It's uh, not so much of a big deal now. I just kind of put a hole through the stables.

Do you need help?

An...intentional hole?

Well. It's a long shot, but if you see my head anywhere around here, let me know? I mean I doubt that...it's gone or anything, but just in case.

[Paranoid girl is paranoid.]